I can't believe I didn't share this with you earlier. About a month ago, my wife, Sara, got all creative on me and surprised me with a handmade gift. She sewed me a tie. Is is almost as awesome as she is. Way to go Sara!
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Well, andaddendum is in order. Please refer to the commenter below that insightfully brought up the inconvenient dual interpretation of Sara's title. I intended to use "Sewer" as a cute alternative to seamstress. I did not mean to refer to her as a "gutter wench." I think she understands :) All the same, I'm leaving the title as is. Now it is just funny.